I'm baaaccckkk! And I'm sure you missed me ... all 5 of you who actually read this. LOL Anyway, I've been sick for the past several days. And believe me, it has not been a picnic. But, spending days in a sick bed gives you plenty of time and space to think. And think I did. So here are some of the ponderings I came up with. Remember I was ill (and possibly feverish), so don't judge me too harshly.
1. The Olympics are jingoism at its finest. That being said, I love the Olympics. There is something very cool about seeing all of those forgotten sports and ignored countries.
2. I have never been in a relationship with any man who I would want to see me when I’m sick. I wonder if true love means you can tolerate someone’s hacking phlegm cough?
3. A person should never drive down the street with their windows down blasting Tevin Campbell. NEVER!!!
4. A 300+ thread count is a necessity for the infirm. No one wants to be scratched to death when they're sick.
5. Too much History International Channel is bad for morale. Or just maybe, watching six consecutive hours of programming on Stalin, Hitler, Mussolini and Tojo is a buzz kill.
6. Why do people get high on codeine? All it does is puts you to sleep. You could get Benadryl for that.
7. How long is too long to wear the same clothes? The time limit has to go up when you’re sick … right?
8. My couch is really comfortable. I’m totally over my concern that perhaps I spent too much on it.
9. Television makeup artists really need to learn to do makeup that works for high definition TV. I like Ann Curry; does she have to look like a streetwalker?
and …
10. Why do I still like Vin Diesel so much? Should I be ashamed of this?
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